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introduction
Dum Dee Dum... I am not a super hero neither am i spiderman. I am going to save the world... like as if you would believe. I am a maniac. I came from an outer space which is filled with water. I learn swimming at the age of zero.I wail like a cry baby. I crawl like spiderman, i fly like superman, i drive like batman. I live in wonderland. Rugrats is my friend, so is peter pan. My name is loki =).
After running for a mile, she realised that she did not find out the exact location of the cave of turmoil. She neighed in desperation. Suddenly, she saw a green circle of light. Awed, she stepped closer and closer and reached out her hand to touch it. Suddenly, she heard a sound and found herself teleported to an entrance to a big cave. She walked up to the sign that lay on her right and realised that this was the cave she was looking for. She happily thanked Alice, thinking that Alice was the one who blessed her with good luck. Alice looked down from the sky and sneered at her in disbelief. Wish stepped into the cave and peered at the scrap of paper the jeweller gave her. “Hmm... what is an elsa? Skins of 10 bats? ._.” Wish realised that the pick was not for digging for stones but for beating bats. She shuddered as she remembered what happened with the bird. She turned on the torch and found hundreds of bats staring at her. In the middle of the bats, was a huge red bat. She screamed. The red bat woke ok and roared “ WHO DARES WAKE ME FROM MY SLUMBER?!”. The red bat looked at Wish, and saw that she looked like Avril. The huge red bat was a fan of Avril’s and thus, its temper was fading away. It questioned Wish on what she wanted from the cave of turmoil. Wish explained what she needed and the red bat with a swift movement from its wing, killed 10 bats and told her to take them. Wish thanked it and then proceeded to ask where could she get an elsa. The red bat told her to go further down into the cave and that it was unable to help any further. Wish thanked it again and ran into the cave. She was afraid of that red bat which would kill its own kind without a blink of an eye, even though it had no eyelids. Suddenly, she stopped in her tracks as she heard a low growl. In front of her eyes was a huge monster. It had fangs the size of ugly betty’s mouth and had a face even more hideous than the phantom of the opera’s. Wish screamed and neighed and screamed again. “Lookout!” she heard a voice shout. Slash, a sword pierced through the creature’s stomach area. The creature looked as if it were in pain. It was a disgusting sight. It collapsed to the ground. “What is a helpless girl doing in here??” the same voice spoke. She looked up and saw a extremely handsome guy standing above her (HAHAHHAHA). He was staring at her as if she was a little girl who lost her way. “What are you doing here?” he asked again. Wish told him her reason again. The man walked towards a patch of glowing grass, plucked a bunch, and handed it to Wish. “You may leave now.” He said. “T..Thank you.. May I ask your name?” Wish wanted to repay him for saving her. He turned once again and said softly “I am Lord Loki, the richest man in Elinia!” Wish stared in awe of Loki’s greatness. Loki then said: “Do you have a horse to take you back to town? I thought I heard neighing coming from this direction.” Wish said she walked on foot to the cave. Loki looked at her with a puzzled expression, then decided to accept that he was hearing things. Loki walked her back to the cave entrance then bade her farewell. Wish thanked Loki for his help then ran back to the jewellery shop.
Loki signed off at 10:03 PM
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
saku's story part 2
When she was satisfied with her belongings, she walked out of the house proudly, basking in the sunlight, and banged into a tree. As she hit her head badly, she neighed in pain (when she gets excited, she will neigh like a horse). She quickly got on her feet and started walking in the direction of the town of Elinia, which lay in the Eastern forest’s South entrance. After walking for half an hour, she felt hungry all of a sudden, and realised she did not pack any food. As there were no towns nearby, she had no choice but to hunt for a meal. She quickly grabbed her towel, and threw it at a bird in a desperate attempt to capture it. However, even a bird with a bird brain was smart than Wish, and it dodged the towel skilfully. Wish was horrified that she was even beaten by a bird. She started crying profusely. She neighed and neighed and neighed. The bird felt pity for her, as she looked pretty with Avril Lavigne’s face. And so, the bird with the bird brain committed suicide by flying into a tree. Wish gasped. She ran to the bird and tired to save it using CPR. She heard a crack sound, and the bird was dead. She mourned the bird for 1 minute and then started to pluck out its feathers. She kept one feather in her bag then started to eat the bird RAW. While eating, she cried for the bird as well as cried because the meat tasted too awful. After filling her stomach, she headed out again. After two minutes, the city of Elinia came into view. She suddenly realised that the Eastern forest region was just a stone’s throw away from her home. She then remembered the bird’s terrible death, and continued crying and neighing for it. After crying her heart out for an hour, she walked into the town. Elinia was a beautiful town filled with many nobles and aristocrats. It was famous for its fine jewellery as well as its artists. Wish walked into a jewellery store and saw the most beautiful thing she ever laid her eyes on, the great pearl of Saphira. It sparkled blue in its casing and glimmered as brightly as the sun. Wish was mesmerized by it and stared at it for almost an hour. The jeweller saw that she was pretty and tried to have a conversation with her, as he had never talked to a girl in his life and wanted the experience. Wish asked the jeweller what she must do in order to get that pearl. He shook his head and told her that unless she was as wealthy as Lord Loki(XD), the richest man in Elinia, she could forget about even touching the pearl. She became disheartened by his words and tears welled in her eyes. The jeweller felt pity for Wish and told her that if she helped him with a task, he would instead grant her the flame of eternity, a ruby which was the lowest of grade but stills a fine jewel and was unbreakable. Wish was keen on this proposition and asked what the task needed was. The jeweller then explained that he needed to go the cave of turmoil located south of Elinia to farm a few items, but was unable to personally leave town due to his shop. He wanted Wish to collect these items in his stead. Wish thought this to be an easy task and so accepted the deal. The jeweller handed her a pick as well as a torch and told her that there was sightings of monsters of late around that area, and told her to be careful. Wish smiled and then took off.
Loki signed off at 11:19 PM
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Saku's story Part 1
Once upon a time! There was a girl named Wish. She was named Wish because she always wish for things. She wished for more bird shit to fall on her head, she wished for her teeth to fall off, and she wished to die at the top of Mount Fuji. Because she is a little mad, one day she wished to become ugly. So her fairy godmother, Alice, thought it was very funny so she grant her wish. Wish became a super super CHOU BU. When she go to school everyone avoid her because they were scared she would spread her chou-ness. Wish became very sad and she wished to become a chio bu. But fairy godmother Alice was a mean person and so she told Wish that she used up her wish already. Wish became very sad. She went to the kallang river and wanted to jump down and die. SUDDENLY, (sound effects) an ANGEL appeared before her. The angel said : “ stop! Don’t jump LAH. My name is Ken and I will give you money to go for plastic surgery”. So, Wish happily took the money and went to paragon to visit the plastic surgeon. The plastic surgeon asked her who she wanted to look like. Because, again, she is very siao siao, she said she wanted to look like patricia mok. The plastic surgeon was stunned. He urged her to change her mind and said: “ why don’t I make you look like Avril Lavigne?”. Wish decided that the plastic surgeon knows best, so she agreed and 3 months later, she emerged as an avril lavigne clone. People in school started talking to her, because they also wanted to look like avril lavigne because avril lavigne is sooo chio ( =D ). However, there was one boy in her class that did not like her. His name was Kenji. Kenji knew that Wish went for plastic surgery so he avoided her, because he was scared one day her face will melt then it will splash on his face. Wish was very sad that there was still someone who did not like her , so she made it her mission to make Kenji like her. First, she went to see her evil fairy godmother Alice again. Alice told Wish :” if you bring me a dragon’s egg, I will grant you a love potion that will make Kenji only think about you.” Wish was delighted and set out to find a dragon egg. However, Wish did not know where to find the dragon egg. So she pondered over this for two months. Finally, she decided to ask her fairy godmother Alice again. Alice was feeling mean that day, so she decided to urge Wish on in the wrong direction. Alice gave a thinking-very-hard look and told Wish that she had heard rumours of sightings of a dragon around the Eastern forest region. And so, Wish headed home to pack her luggage. She brought two sets of clothes, a towel, her teddy bear, an additional shoe, her toothbrush, her pink hairclip, her mean girls dvd, a fake eyeball, a toy wooden sword and finally, a picture of the boy who started this journey. She placed all these items in her fake Gucci bag.
