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Dum Dee Dum... I am not a super hero neither am i spiderman. I am going to save the world... like as if you would believe. I am a maniac. I came from an outer space which is filled with water. I learn swimming at the age of zero.I wail like a cry baby. I crawl like spiderman, i fly like superman, i drive like batman. I live in wonderland. Rugrats is my friend, so is peter pan. My name is loki =).
Once upon a time! There was a girl named Wish. She was named Wish because she always wish for things. She wished for more bird shit to fall on her head, she wished for her teeth to fall off, and she wished to die at the top of Mount Fuji. Because she is a little mad, one day she wished to become ugly. So her fairy godmother, Alice, thought it was very funny so she grant her wish. Wish became a super super CHOU BU. When she go to school everyone avoid her because they were scared she would spread her chou-ness. Wish became very sad and she wished to become a chio bu. But fairy godmother Alice was a mean person and so she told Wish that she used up her wish already. Wish became very sad. She went to the kallang river and wanted to jump down and die. SUDDENLY, (sound effects) an ANGEL appeared before her. The angel said : “ stop! Don’t jump LAH. My name is Ken and I will give you money to go for plastic surgery”. So, Wish happily took the money and went to paragon to visit the plastic surgeon. The plastic surgeon asked her who she wanted to look like. Because, again, she is very siao siao, she said she wanted to look like patricia mok. The plastic surgeon was stunned. He urged her to change her mind and said: “ why don’t I make you look like Avril Lavigne?”. Wish decided that the plastic surgeon knows best, so she agreed and 3 months later, she emerged as an avril lavigne clone. People in school started talking to her, because they also wanted to look like avril lavigne because avril lavigne is sooo chio ( =D ). However, there was one boy in her class that did not like her. His name was Kenji. Kenji knew that Wish went for plastic surgery so he avoided her, because he was scared one day her face will melt then it will splash on his face. Wish was very sad that there was still someone who did not like her , so she made it her mission to make Kenji like her. First, she went to see her evil fairy godmother Alice again. Alice told Wish :” if you bring me a dragon’s egg, I will grant you a love potion that will make Kenji only think about you.” Wish was delighted and set out to find a dragon egg. However, Wish did not know where to find the dragon egg. So she pondered over this for two months. Finally, she decided to ask her fairy godmother Alice again. Alice was feeling mean that day, so she decided to urge Wish on in the wrong direction. Alice gave a thinking-very-hard look and told Wish that she had heard rumours of sightings of a dragon around the Eastern forest region. And so, Wish headed home to pack her luggage. She brought two sets of clothes, a towel, her teddy bear, an additional shoe, her toothbrush, her pink hairclip, her mean girls dvd, a fake eyeball, a toy wooden sword and finally, a picture of the boy who started this journey. She placed all these items in her fake Gucci bag.
